- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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