- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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