Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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