- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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