- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

women's rights

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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