Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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