- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

I am a mime

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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