- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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