- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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