- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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