- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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