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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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