- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

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