- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

quantum physics?

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Blacks

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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