-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Equal rights!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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