- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

cory

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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