- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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