What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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