Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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