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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

autistic kids rock

it was all Tagart

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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