Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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