- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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