- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

what are you mike bibby?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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