Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Gay republicans

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

No your aunties a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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