- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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