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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

neil likes pube toast

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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