- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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