What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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