- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock knock.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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