What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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