- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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