- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Your mother is so fat.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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