A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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