- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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