What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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