what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Anti Joke

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