- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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