whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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#Getweird

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Anti Joke

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