Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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No your aunties a joke

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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