- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock knock.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

#Getweird

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