- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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