- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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