- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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