what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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