- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Albert <3 Hunter

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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