10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

black chicken. kfc

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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