- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Lil Wayne

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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