- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

These Jokes suck.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Tunechi

outside your comfort zone

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Men's rights

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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