- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your big dick.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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