- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

the economy.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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