- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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