- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock It's open, come in

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Chris is hairy

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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