- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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