They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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