A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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