Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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this is not a drill.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Anti Joke

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