- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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