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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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