A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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the game

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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