- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yellow People !!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

bite me

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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