- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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