why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Dwarf Shortage

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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