- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Hello.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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