What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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