Im taking a shit right now.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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