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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

No it doesnt..

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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