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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

you know whats not funny white boards.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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