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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

asians have slitted eyes lol

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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