- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Hello.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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