- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Male leadership.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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