A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Jesus Christ

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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men's rights activists

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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