Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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