- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

You having friends.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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