- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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