What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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