- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

read this sentence again.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

epic win?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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