What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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