what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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