A guy walks into a bar

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Communism hehe xd

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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