- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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