- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Cripples are lame.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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