What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Cripples are lame.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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