Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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