If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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