why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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