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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing