A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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