What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

A praying mantis is very graceful

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