Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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