- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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