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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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