Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Where's my baby??

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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