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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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