knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What is white and black and red all over.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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