- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Want to hear a joke? Obama

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Go away still nothing to see

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

hi penis ham telephone

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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