- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

bite me

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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