- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How old is victor? Half past dead

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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