- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A house comes around the corner.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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