- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Roses are red Im adopted

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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