Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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