If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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