What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Knock, Knock Who's There

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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