- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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