- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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