- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Gay rights.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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