- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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