Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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