- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I like school Said no one ever.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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