How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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