- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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