What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A seal walks into a club.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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