- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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