- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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