- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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