- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

12 in general

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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