A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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