One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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