- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A drunk guy walks into a car

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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