What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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