Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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