- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

hola said the chinese man

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

To mama so old, she might die soon.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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