- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's upside down? umop apisdn

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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