- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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