what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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