steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red Im adopted

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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