- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

NEVER

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

i'm hard

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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