Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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