- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Robin get in the batmobile!

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