Women outside of the kitchen.

salad days!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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