An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

I'm Polish.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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