Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Rush Limbaugh

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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