- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What page are you on The gay page.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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