- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Women's Rights

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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