- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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I'm so punny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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