What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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