- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What comes after 69? 70

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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