- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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