- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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