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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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