why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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