What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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