- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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