How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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NEVER

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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