- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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