- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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