- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

i'm hard

i wonder who made this website? a human

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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