- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How did the black person die? Of old age

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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