What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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