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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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