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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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