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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A fat guy!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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