- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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