- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

PENIS :)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

WILLYS

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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