A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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