A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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