What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Women deserve equal rights.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

9/11

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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