- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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