Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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