The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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