why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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