- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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