- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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