What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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