- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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