What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A hill billy went fishing

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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