- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

anti jokes are really funny

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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