- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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