there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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call me maybe.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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12/23/2012

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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You are joking right?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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