What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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