- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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