- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

the economy.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Who wants water? I do.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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