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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick