- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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