- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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