My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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