- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

So FDR walks into a bar.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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